Joke of the Day: Neutrinos

Scientists were quick to mint a practical application for the new theoretical research in nuclear physics about speed:
“We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.



Hat Tip: Dinah Shelton

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3 Responses

  1. Steven Lubet says:

    Thus proving beyond doubt that humor is all about timing.

  2. Jim Maloney says:

    I am not kidding here: the group that is reporting having observed the faster-than-light neutrinos is known as OPERA, for Oscillation Project with Emulsion-tRacking Apparatus.

    And so I think the faster-than-light-neutrino phenomenon must be a phantom.

    Doesn’t anyone remember the cold-fusion debacle?

    (I’m sure the answer to all this must be 42.)

  3. Shag from Brookline says:

    Neutrinos pass through matter, e.g. humans and the earth, and thus through the “Fat Lady” when she sings the closing aria in the style of a Marx Brothers movie on this OPERA.