A Gummy Lawsuit
A man has bad teeth. He chews Trident Xtra Care gum, which promises that it “Strengthens and Rebuilds Teeth” by “fill[ing] in the tiny crevices where cavities can form and leav[ing] teeth more resistant to plaque acids.” His teeth remain rotten. It’s America. So he sues for deceptive business practices, and seeks to represent a class of gum purchasers. You name the defenses.