WWJP (Where Would Jesus Park)?
With all of the talk over the last few months about “death panels,” nationalizing banks, and the dangers of trying al Qaeda terrorists on U.S. soil, it is easy to believe that attacks on our freedoms are easy to spot, but often they are not.
They can hide on quiet Sunday streets. They can lurk in the shadows of a perfect fall day.
A couple of Sundays ago, I was walking in downtown Philadelphia at around 3PM when I came upon a traffic attendant writing a ticket for a car parked on the north side of Spruce Street just south of Rittenhouse Square. As I often saw vehicles parked up and down the street on Sundays despite the clear “No Stopping Any Time” signs, I decided to ask what the rule was.
I was told by the attendant that the City tickets cars “after church let’s out.” WhenI pressed the attendant on whether that was the official policy, she told me it was.
Doing a little more research (plucky young academic that I am), I found some interesting details at the website of the Tenth Presbyterian Church. According to the site, “The City of Philadelphia generously permits parking by the congregation in designated areas near the church for Sunday services and for certain types of congregational special events.” To enjoy these “[s]pecial relaxed street parking privileges,” a member of the congregation must pick up a church-issued parking placard from one of the church lobbies and display it in the front windshield. The church goes on to offer to “help resolve” any tickets that are received despite displaying the placard.
Yes, perhaps, I’m just frustrated to not be among the chosen—I do covet a good parking spot—but this doesn’t seem, well, “kosher.”
If the city of Philadelphia does not believe that there are enough parking places in Center City on Sundays, there is any easy answer: remove the parking prohibition on Sundays for all Philadelphians—Christians, Muslims, Jews, agnostics, and atheists alike. There is no reason that a tax-paying secular humanist who wants to take her children to the park ought to get a ticket and a tax-paying Christian who wants to attend services ought not.
As this has piqued my interest, I have vague (and unlikely-to-be-realized) plans to fill out a request for information from the City, but before I do that I think it is best to make outrageous claims and reach unfounded conclusions based solely on the above details. What do you think? Is this totally harmless or . . . an affront to the history of Pennsylvania, a violation of the United States Constitution, and a sure sign that the Rapture is already upon us?