Driving While Naked

Detroit Lions assitant coach Joe Cullen was arrested Aug. 24 for driving while nude. (Actually, I have no idea the specific charge. Public indecency?) The staff at the Wendy’s drive-thru, where Cullen was shopping, noticed his compromised state and called the cops. Cullen was fired from his job with Ole Miss back in 2005, where his version of rebellion apparently did not fit with the University’s Rebel tradition.

There is no allegation that he did anything obscene. Presumably, his A/C was on the fritz.

And yes, he did get his single burger combo before the police intervened.

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2 Responses

  1. A. Plant says:

    One thing that someone really should point out: If you’re too brazen a public drunk for Ed Orgeron (head football coach at Ole Miss), friend, you have a problem.


  2. ckbourland says:

    Bond was set at 100,000 junior bacon cheeseburgers.