Weird Searches for Our Blog
I recently blogged about where hits to our blog come from, and one of the major sources of hits to a blog are searches via Google and other search engines. In our site meter stats, you can see what search terms people use to visit our blog. I’ve looked at these on occasion, curious about what brings people to our blog.
Most of the very common search terms are obvious –- “opinions,” “concurring,” “law,” “legislating,” and “paparazzi.” But then there’s also “naked” and “celebrity” –- we have Kaimi to thank for that, as he posted a post entitled “Naked celebrities make the best magazine covers” about a ranking of the best magazine covers of the past 40 years, with the nude John Lennon and nude Demi Moore covers as #1 and #2 respectively.
Here are some of the more interesting searches I discovered:
SEARCH: Contents of the Dead Man’s Pocket
I have no idea what this is possibly about or how it led a reader to our blog.
SEARCH: aals meat
This one’s my fault – I posted on the AALS meat market.
SEARCH: chemical changes that of apple without a peep
SEARCH: peep shows
My fault – I named a post Airline X-Ray Peep Shows.
SEARCH: FREE NAKED PEEP SHOWS
I’m certain that this person was very disappointed upon learning my post was about airline screening X-rays.
SEARCH: Unbeknown to you the sun has jumped the gun
SEARCH: humorous curses
I have no idea what post this linked to, but perhaps I don’t want to know . . .
SEARCH: rev. david hoffman
I learn new things about my co-bloggers every day.
SEARCH: genetic diseases for idiots
SEARCH: nozick rawls organ donors
I don’t think that getting organs from either Nozick or Rawls at this point would be a good idea.
SEARCH: Society shuffle of paperwork Nietzsche
Not a clue what this is about.
SEARCH: STUPID QUOTES FROM LIBERALS
There’s no such thing.
SEARCH: naked celebrities
This is a popular search, and it has yielded around 40 hits. Kaimi’s post on magazine covers sure is popular. But I bet that there are many disappointed web surfers out there who are cursing you, Kaimi.
SEARCH: celebriti nude
We keep getting searches with this misspelling of celebrity. It’s nice to know we pull up on this search too! Way to go Kaimi!
SEARCH: 30 second movie parodies with bunnies star wars
Star Wars meets Hugh Hefner?
SEARCH: how the constitution be best interpreted
Yes – our blog is the authoritative source on this question.
SEARCH: Paparazzi sometimes go to far. They invade total privacy and tell things that should only be kept to the famous.
I find this search strangely amusing.
SEARCH: wacky words and wacky facts
SEARCH: play demented and twisted games
This search pulls up our blog? Yikes!
SEARCH: life of a junkie
Time to quit . . . looking for weird searches, that is. . .