Professor Graham’s Top Nine Failed Attempts to Increase His SSRN Downloads

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5 Responses

  1. Kyle says:

    These three just missed the cut:

    12. Larding each article with coupons for complimentary wax when you purchase full detailing service at local car wash

    11. Fruitless pursuit of the “Kozinski Agrees” seal of approval for each piece, along with the accompanying decal, signed certificate, and gift basket

    10. Trying, and failing, to write a coherent, thoughtful article

  2. Matt Bodie says:

    “The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”

  3. josh says:

    nice, prof. graham. #1 would definitly attract me

  4. Miriam Cherry says:

    Quite funny – really enjoying your blogging!

  5. Miriam Cherry says:

    Here’s another potential component for the list: give administrative assistant the task of downloading the article from different locations in the law school….