Driving While Naked
Detroit Lions assitant coach Joe Cullen was arrested Aug. 24 for driving while nude. (Actually, I have no idea the specific charge. Public indecency?) The staff at the Wendy’s drive-thru, where Cullen was shopping, noticed his compromised state and called the cops. Cullen was fired from his job with Ole Miss back in 2005, where his version of rebellion apparently did not fit with the University’s Rebel tradition.
There is no allegation that he did anything obscene. Presumably, his A/C was on the fritz.
And yes, he did get his single burger combo before the police intervened.